Today’s banana actually comes straight from the brand new script in writing for dailybanana.com the movie. Without giving away the whole script, it is a full scale dramatic documentary about the social media tech boom and the good looking geniuses behind it. At one point the beginning stages our CEO (played by Brad Pitt) promises to sell 10% of shares for a single caeser from the CFO (Steve Buscemi). After realizing the grave mistake he made, the CEO realizes if he never actually accepts the ceaser and drinks it the deal will never fully be made. Jump 15 years later on the sandy coast of Barbados where the CEO, on his wedding night with his gorgeous wife and in front of there wedding band, the waiter brings them a tray of drinks (including a caeser). Little did they know the drinks were paid for by an old friend in the shadows.
Dailybanana.com should hit theaters some time in 2030.

That banana is loaded with more than just potassium